Where have Yu gone, Mr. Darvish Ace

...Rangers fans have turned their lonely eyes to Yu. Yu, Yu, Yu

Don't fret Rangers fans, Darvish had an off day: five earned runs in five innings, including six (!) walks. Sure, that's not gonna cut it, but he'll figure it out before his next start.

On the bright side, Joseph Ortiz, Alexi Ogando and Neftalí did not give up a run, much less a hit in 2.3 innings of work. That's perdy darn good. And on the offensive side, both Jurickson Profar and Kittenface Gentry went 2 for 4, and Joey "How YOU doin" Butler got a pinch-hit run scoring single. Some good stuff to keep in mind there.

Plus, we're still tied for 1st place.

And then to finish:

Robbie Ross' stuff has left and gone away. Hey hey, hey...hey hey, hey...